"My new favorite song: your set." - Jessica from Paperrad
"...the king of new new age." - Dave from Urdog
"The best drone metal (???) band since the beginning of time." - Gabe from D Yellow Swans
"...totally engrossing, a big slow monster with a jewled tongue." - tik /// tik
"...like flying to the dark side of the moon on wings of virtuosity." - Ossian from Tagbanger
"New Age keytar and real guitar shreding ala what the future of Bill & Ted was supposed to look like... robes and all! totally intense yet mellow. This high concept, all fun act is mystical, funny, and soothing. Enter a world of holograms!!!" - Neon Hates You Distro
"This is a totally epic atmospheric lofi nightmarish minimal haunted house of a CD that sounds like Sesame Street entering a mysterious vortex of light and sound." - Awthum Records
"Imagine your favorite heavy metal band…mine is Journey. Now imagine taking a journey to the beach. Isn’t it beautiful?" - Retard Riot
"Oh Shit" - Matt Brinkman
